About Cal football, which kicks off this season on Saturday against MSU. With me in attendance, of course.
Let's never think of 2007 again. Ai! When we face Stanf[u]rd this year, I want Cal to win infinity billion to nothing. It's not about winning. It's about making amends. We have to crush them. Shock and awe. Destroy. Let no Stanford fans ever conceive that their team could come close to matching ours on the field. Last year was too much to bear.
Ah football season, I've missed you!
Also, apparently Stephen Colbert made fun of the Stanfurd Tree, and I missed it. I knew I loved that man.