Let's see if this works!
I was supposed to have landed in Boston an hour ago, but instead I am sitting in DC still. Mechanical difficulties, whatever. I'm on another flight, so if all goes well I'll be in Boston only three hours late. But they made me go through security twice, and the second time I had to go through the "extra" security screening, and they stole my damn Tide pen. So I am displeased. On the plus side, I had a beer during my long wait and that helped ease some of the crankiness.