My metro book right now is Jude the Obscure, and this statement is from a character whose wife just asked if he minds if she leaves him:
I, like other men, profess to hold that if a husband gets such a so-called preposterous request from his wife, the only course that can possibly be regarded as right and proper and honourable in him is to refuse it, and put her virtuously under lock and key, and murder her lover perhaps.
That just cracked me up. See, from American Idol to classic literature, we cover it all here at Margarevaville.
And speaking of Idol, I just saw that Allison and Kris made it into the top twelve. Woo! I'll have to check and see who the third spot will go to.