I take what I said back. Brett Favre is way worse. Just go away already! I don't normally wish bodily harm on someone,* but why don't you break something and consider it God telling you to stay freaking retired already. Also, the Vikings? One of the reasons I used to respect you was because I thought you had a sense of team loyalty. I hope you go down in a fiery blaze of shame and suckitude.
*Well, ok, sometimes I do.